I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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