I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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