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If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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