We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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