I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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