Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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