$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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