We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
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They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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