You made me cry and you don't even care
i barfeds in our rink
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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