She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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