It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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We don't watch enough power rangers
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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