are you still at the devil's house?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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