It's Friday. Sex?
i wish my penis had a tongue
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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