It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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