After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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