Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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