I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
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that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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