so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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