just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
two words...techno handjob
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
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I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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