hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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