I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think I have vodka in my lungs
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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