A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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