Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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