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I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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