1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
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Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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