I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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