My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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