I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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