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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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