i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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