There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
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when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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