Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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