On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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