just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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