and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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