North Korea, Best Korea!
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I forget how to act sober
Randomize