She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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