I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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