im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
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Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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