The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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