I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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