I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize