new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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it glows. i had to have it.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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