people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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