IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i now understand why vodka
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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