dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
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I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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