Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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