So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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