My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize