i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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